Our Very Own Religion

Sorri... I cant help but post this SUPER FUNNY msn conversation here...

Weikang says:
i think i shld write a book
kang's way of life
its gonna be like a religion
so ppl live by it
just like buddhist

yee aka vonz* Effort put in is not always seen, nvmind.. i'll work harder says:
wah seh hahaz

Weikang says:
then maybe i open like a church or something

::^LiNg^:: ?????? ice cream!!!!! says:
kangism

Weikang says:
church is making damn good money now
i think we shld open one
we can all be millionaires

yee aka vonz* Effort put in is not always seen, nvmind.. i'll work harder says:
nice one ling, kangism
hahahaha

Weikang says:
lets call it ...THE ONE

yee aka vonz* Effort put in is not always seen, nvmind.. i'll work harder says:
hahahahaz

Weikang says:
we can just build it at the open field opp hive

::^LiNg^:: ?????? ice cream!!!!! says:
...

Weikang says:
it gonna be a 10 storey building
with 5 auditoriums

::^LiNg^:: ?????? ice cream!!!!! says:
y 10

Weikang says:
and a heartland mall
i duno...just say a figure lo

::^LiNg^:: ?????? ice cream!!!!! says:
...

Weikang says:
how?..u all interested?

ysing- can u hear the bell? says:
haha..
gong nia..

Weikang says:
haha
the church is serious

ysing- can u hear the bell? says:
your religion should be "gongism"

Weikang says:
we can open a church

ysing- can u hear the bell? says:
ahaha..

Weikang says:
stirism

ysing- can u hear the bell? says:
haha
then u are kang zi

::^LiNg^:: ?????? ice cream!!!!! says:
kang fu zi

Weikang says:
then i hang myself on a X

::^LiNg^:: ?????? ice cream!!!!! says:
hahahhaha

Weikang says:
and hang in the church

::^LiNg^:: ?????? ice cream!!!!! says:
like davinci code

Weikang says:
just wear a boxer or something

yee aka vonz* Effort put in is not always seen, nvmind.. i'll work harder says:
hahahahah hahahahah hahahaha

Weikang says:
a nice ck boxer
we will promote ppl to stir their own shit

ysing- can u hear the bell? says:
haha..
every sunday service..

Weikang says:
andy can be the priest

ysing- can u hear the bell? says:
ppl spread shit on their face..
then pray to u..

Weikang says:
he can gong every sun
gong until he song
haha
then eh...we sell tshirts in couple wear


**the rest of the conversation was censored to protect the other parties' interest.
We apologize if the above conversation has caused annoyance or incontrollable laughter.
Please forgive us as it was just crazy talk at 2am..

ChingYee